Alice in Wonderland

“Hello boys and girls. This is your Peter Pan storyteller… When you hear this sound:” <cowbell> “Turn the page. Now let’s read together.”

A familiar quote to those in Generation X who listened to the Peter Pan read-along records produced in the late 1960s to early 1970s.

Before personal computers and VCRs, these records were a staple of any toddler’s collection. But it was a brief phase, and it seems the format should be preserved somehow (particularly since so much more work went into each record than the modern audio book). Read-along records taught literacy in a musical way that still exercised imagination. Animation doesn’t.

Downloads the 24-bit audio file of the vinyl, a 2160p .pdf of the album’s book, and a 1080p .mp4 video putting them together in an exciting way.
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Surely, today’s kids over 5 years old would not enjoy this record. But if you have a kid under 5, or have/plan on having a grandchild under 5 someday, you might try this 1971 production of Alice in Wonderland out on them.

A sample page from the .pdf of the book part of the album.

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