Ye Olde? – Pacati

We’ll take you to Ye Olde Pacati if you agree that you don’t understand.

What You Don’t Understand

When Pacati started in Colorado on December 19th, 1991, it was interesting to make and interesting to listen to because digital audio can do things sonically that are somewhere between difficult and impossible in analog audio. These things had never been heard before by anyone but veteran audio engineers in 1991, and most of these experts clung to analog and didn’t explore what was possible digitally. Consequently, Pacati became quite popular with those (on drugs) most open-minded to the radical new approach to sonic entertainment.

Pacati 1 is a bad album. It is here because it was there. Pacati 3 was most people’s favorite, followed by Pacati 2.

If you weren’t there and are looking to explore Ye Olde Pacati, it is recommended that you equip yourself with the following:

Some sort of THC vaporizing device
Some sort of THC material
Some sort of beverage
Some sort of chair
Some sort of sound system (surround preferred)

If two or more items from that list are unattainable, you’re gonna have a bad time. Since cars usually have built-in surround, it was traditionally listened to there – while parked.

Once you have procured all elements, play Pacati 3 from the track “Deep Fried Hair” on through the end of that album, slightly louder than you think is a good idea. If you survive, you may enjoy the rest of Ye Olde.

I Don’t Understand

I Understand

© 2015 - 2025 · The Pacati Partnership. All rights waived. Truly. We don't care. But we do think fine print at the bottom of a webpage goes a long way towards making our website appear legit. Particularly since we don't have advertisements. A website without advertisements looks like it was made in 1992. But at least we can do the fine print. If you read the fine print, then kudos and I encourage you to breed. We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, ensure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America. If you're still reading I encourage you to return your attention to the road. You're about to hit a moose. Did you see that one Red Dwarf? It was rather humorous- but I must say if you like beer you need to try Bundaberg Ginger Beer. Where other ginger beers are positively rancid, Bundaberg Ginger Beer is absolutely amazing. It's also expensive because it's imported from Australia. Unless you're reading this from Australia. In which case fuck you. Teh point is it's non-alcoholic, so you'll only get a sugar buzz and a belly. The best root beers on the planet are among the greatest beverages ever made, and none of them are worthy to sit in Bundaberg Ginger Beer's bottle. Bundaberg Ginger Beer, it's the best you can do. *pops the cap off, tilts the glass bottle back, swallows, and smiles widely before a thick, bubbly belch rumbles from his belly to his lips* Pardon me. Bundaberg Ginger Beer, you think you can do better? We'll beat your face off. Are you having a good time, that's what we want to know. If not, we'll beat your face off. No, we love you. No. No. Listen to this one. Once there was a man. A very old man. This man had a dog. A very young dog. One day, the dog attacked the man. The man died. The end. Would you like to hear another one? Okay! Once there was a woman. A very dumb woman. This woman had a cat. A very smart cat. One day, the cat attacked the woman. The woman died. The end. Would you like to hear another one? Okay! Once, there was a child. A very short child. This child had an snake. A very long snake. One day, the snake attacked the child. The child died. The end. Would you like to hear another one? No?....think that's enough, Frederick?